my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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