i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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