did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
