I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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