Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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