But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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