Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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