Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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