You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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