Do vagina's smell?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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