You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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