i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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