Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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