Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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