I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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