i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Bring me that man meat
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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