you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
