i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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