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(216): View more from Ohio

I don't usually arrange sex via text message

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub

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(573): View more from Missouri

Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?

(636): View more from Missouri

Wtf did you do last night?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Vagina status: the swelling is going down.

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