In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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