So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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