Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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