Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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