chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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