WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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