I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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