google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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