yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize
