You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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