I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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