8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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