This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize