is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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