I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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