Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
