Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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