Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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