The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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