Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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