My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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