I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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