To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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