I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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