my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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