So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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