4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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