Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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