TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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