Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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