help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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