Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
