Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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