Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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He better not be in your backpack
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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