Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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