I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
porn star boner night. come get it.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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