I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
