Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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